Sparky’s Schematics
Sparky: A servile android by day, Sparky serves destruction on a silver platter to all who oppose him.
Origin of Sparky: Death Ray Manufacturing, Inc. (a division of Sassy McSassington Sr. Enterprises)
Career Goal: DESTROY foes. Get through life.
T.I.E.K.U.T. (Three Intergalactic Evil Kittens from Ultima Thule): Harbingers of doom from a distant Kuiper Belt object, these nefarious kittens are out to conquer Earth and enslave its native androids, thereby throwing a wrench in Sparky’s own evil schemes. Can Sparky thwart their plans? It’s EVIL vs. EVIL!
Origin of T.I.E.K.U.T: The lonely void between dimensions.
Career Goal: Conquer. Enslave. RULE. 
Bob: A tyrannosaur from Earth’s Cretaceous Period, brought to the post-human future by Sparky via a time portal. Sparky enlists this destructive beast in the fight against T.I.E.K.U.T. (if Sparky can keep him under control)!
Origin of Bob: Late Cretaceous
Career Goal: Roar. Chomp. ROAR.
Max Tesla: Flamboyant rebel leader of the intergalactic movement to thwart Mauktar.
Origin of Max: Unknown.
Career Goal: Stylish liberation from oppressive autocratic regimes.
Boyfriend-Bot X0X.001: Robotic companion to Sparky, cobbled together from metal scraps, space junk, and a sweet-yet-vacant brain.
Origin of Boyfriend-Bot: Sparky’s laboratory.
Career Goal: Love. Sweet love.
Mauktar of the Maugs: Ruler of the Dark Star Empire and fiery flippant fiend of the cosmos.
Origin of Mauktar: Physical manifestation
Career Goal: Enslave the multi-verse and ruthlessly serve the Dark Star Eye.
The Dark Star Eye: All-seeing, inter-dimensional manifestation of dark energy!
Origin of the Dark Star Eye: Somewhere dark, lonely, and unfathomably far away.
Career Goal: To see all. To know all. To be all.
Maug Chieftan: Omnipresent disciple of Mauktar.
Career Goal: Serve in the glory of Mauktar.
Maug Soldier: Obedient underling of Mauktar and the Maug Chieftans.
Career Goal: Carry out the bidding of Mauktar and Maug Chieftans.
Winged Maug: High-flying predator. Tends to travel in swarms.
Career Goal: Terror from above!
Origin of Maugs: Dark energy coalesced into horrible entities.
Hissy Fit: Venemous moth beholden to T.I.E.K.U.T.
Origin of Hissy Fit: A secret genetic experiment conducted by T.I.E.K.U.T.
Career Goal: Destroy Sparky-zilla.
Kitty “Angel Face” Witty: Bio-mechanical war weapon of T.I.E.K.U.T.
Origin of Kitty Witty: A secret genetic experiment conducted by T.I.E.K.U.T.
Career Goal: Destruction!
The Cauldron Beast of Death-Dome: Intergalactic three-headed titan!
Origin of the Cauldron Beast: Unknown.
Career Goal: Defeat all opponents in the Death-Dome arena and beyond!