Sparky: A servile android by day, Sparky serves destruction on a silver platter to all who oppose him.

Origin of Sparky: Death Ray Manufacturing, Inc. (a division of Sassy McSassington Sr. Enterprises) 

Career Goal: DESTROY foes.  Get through life.



T.I.E.K.U.T. (Three Intergalactic Evil Kittens from Ultima Thule): Harbingers of doom from a distant Kuiper Belt object, these nefarious kittens are out to conquer Earth and enslave its native androids, thereby throwing a wrench in Sparky’s own evil schemes.  Can Sparky thwart their plans?  It’s EVIL vs. EVIL!

Origin of T.I.E.K.U.T: The lonely void between dimensions.

Career Goal: Conquer.  Enslave.  RULE. 



Bob: A tyrannosaur from Earth’s Cretaceous Period, brought to the post-human future by Sparky via a time portal.  Sparky enlists this destructive beast in the fight against T.I.E.K.U.T. (if Sparky can keep him under control)!

Origin of Bob: Late Cretaceous

Career Goal: Roar.  Chomp.  ROAR.



Max Tesla: Flamboyant rebel leader of the intergalactic movement to thwart Mauktar.

Origin of Max: Unknown.

Career Goal: Stylish liberation from oppressive autocratic regimes.

Boyfriend-Bot X0X.001: Robotic companion to Sparky, cobbled together from metal scraps, space junk, and a sweet-yet-vacant brain.

Origin of Boyfriend-Bot: Sparky’s laboratory.

Career Goal: Love.  Sweet love.

Mauktar of the Maugs: Ruler of the Dark Star Empire and fiery flippant fiend of the cosmos.

Origin of Mauktar: Physical manifestation 

Career Goal: Enslave the multi-verse and ruthlessly serve the Dark Star Eye.

The Dark Star Eye: All-seeing, inter-dimensional manifestation of dark energy! 

Origin of the Dark Star Eye: Somewhere dark, lonely, and unfathomably far away.

Career Goal: To see all.  To know all.  To be all.

Maug Chieftan: Omnipresent disciple of Mauktar. 

Career Goal: Serve in the glory of Mauktar.

Maug Soldier: Obedient underling of Mauktar and the Maug Chieftans.

Career Goal: Carry out the bidding of Mauktar and Maug Chieftans.

Winged Maug: High-flying predator.  Tends to travel in swarms.

Career Goal: Terror from above!

Origin of Maugs: Dark energy coalesced into horrible entities. 

Hissy Fit: Venemous moth beholden to T.I.E.K.U.T.

Origin of Hissy Fit: A secret genetic experiment conducted by T.I.E.K.U.T.

Career Goal: Destroy Sparky-zilla.



Kitty “Angel Face” Witty: Bio-mechanical war weapon of T.I.E.K.U.T.

Origin of Kitty Witty: A secret genetic experiment conducted by T.I.E.K.U.T.

Career Goal: Destruction!



The Cauldron Beast of Death-Dome: Intergalactic three-headed titan! 

Origin of the Cauldron Beast: Unknown.

Career Goal: Defeat all opponents in the Death-Dome arena and beyond!