{"id":89,"date":"2019-10-09T01:19:52","date_gmt":"2019-10-09T01:19:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sassysparky.com\/?page_id=89"},"modified":"2022-01-28T22:31:55","modified_gmt":"2022-01-28T22:31:55","slug":"sparkys-schematics","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/sassysparky.com\/?page_id=89","title":{"rendered":"Sparky’s Schematics"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Sparky:<\/strong> A servile android by day, Sparky serves destruction on a silver platter to all who oppose him.

Origin of Sparky:<\/strong> Death Ray Manufacturing, Inc. (a division of Sassy McSassington Sr. Enterprises)\u00a0

Career Goal:<\/strong> DESTROY foes<\/em><\/span>. \u00a0Get through life.

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T.I.E.K.U.T. (Three Intergalactic Evil Kittens from Ultima Thule):<\/strong> Harbingers of doom from a distant Kuiper Belt object, these nefarious kittens are out to conquer Earth and enslave its native androids, thereby throwing a wrench in Sparky’s own evil schemes. \u00a0Can Sparky thwart their plans? \u00a0It’s EVIL vs. EVIL!

Origin of T.I.E.K.U.T: <\/strong>The lonely void between dimensions.<\/strong>

Career Goal:<\/strong>\u00a0Conquer. \u00a0Enslave. \u00a0RULE<\/span><\/em>.\u00a0

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Bob:<\/strong> A tyrannosaur from Earth’s Cretaceous Period, brought to the post-human future by Sparky via a time portal. \u00a0Sparky enlists this destructive beast in the fight against T.I.E.K.U.T. (if<\/em> Sparky can keep him under control)!

Origin of Bob:<\/strong>\u00a0Late Cretaceous

Career Goal:<\/strong> Roar. \u00a0Chomp. \u00a0ROAR<\/span><\/em>.

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Max Tesla:<\/strong>\u00a0Flamboyant rebel leader of the intergalactic movement to thwart Mauktar.

Origin of Max:<\/strong>\u00a0Unknown.

Career Goal:<\/strong> Stylish liberation from oppressive autocratic regimes.

Boyfriend-Bot X0X.001:<\/strong>\u00a0Robotic companion to Sparky, cobbled together from metal scraps, space junk, and a sweet-yet-vacant brain.

Origin of Boyfriend-Bot:<\/strong>\u00a0Sparky’s laboratory.

Career Goal:<\/strong> Love<\/span>. \u00a0Sweet love.


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Mauktar of the Maugs:<\/strong>\u00a0Ruler of the Dark Star Empire and fiery flippant fiend of the cosmos.

Origin of Mauktar:<\/strong>\u00a0Physical manifestation\u00a0

Career Goal:<\/strong> Enslave the multi-verse and ruthlessly serve the Dark Star Eye.

The Dark Star Eye:<\/strong> All-seeing, inter-dimensional manifestation of dark energy!\u00a0

Origin of the Dark Star Eye:<\/strong> Somewhere dark, lonely, and unfathomably far away.

Career Goal:<\/strong>\u00a0To see all. \u00a0To know all. \u00a0To be all.

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Maug Chieftan:<\/strong> Omnipresent disciple of Mauktar.\u00a0

Career Goal: <\/strong>Serve in the glory of Mauktar.

Maug Soldier:<\/strong> Obedient underling of Mauktar and the Maug Chieftans.

Career Goal: <\/strong>Carry out the bidding of Mauktar and Maug Chieftans.

Winged Maug:<\/strong> High-flying predator. \u00a0Tends to travel in swarms.

<\/span>Career Goal:<\/strong>\u00a0Terror from above!

Origin of Maugs:<\/strong> Dark energy coalesced into horrible entities.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Hissy Fit:<\/strong> Venemous moth beholden to T.I.E.K.U.T.

Origin of Hissy Fit: <\/strong>A secret\u00a0genetic experiment conducted by T.I.E.K.U.T.

Career Goal:<\/strong> Destroy<\/span> Sparky-zilla.

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Kitty “Angel Face” Witty:<\/strong> Bio-mechanical war weapon of T.I.E.K.U.T.

Origin of Kitty Witty:<\/strong> A secret\u00a0genetic experiment conducted by T.I.E.K.U.T.

Career Goal:<\/strong> Destruction<\/span>!

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The Cauldron Beast of Death-Dome:<\/strong> Intergalactic three-headed titan!\u00a0

Origin of the Cauldron Beast:<\/strong> Unknown.

Career Goal:<\/strong> Defeat all opponents in the\u00a0Death-Dome<\/span>\u00a0arena and beyond!

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